Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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