I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
not ubering you a puppy
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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