have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Shame - the story of my life.
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