I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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