so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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