So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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