I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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