I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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