Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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