I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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