yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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