We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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