sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
