Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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