That's intense
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
It's never too late to be topless.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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