He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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