i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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