Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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