So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You are a genius and a whore.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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