Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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