i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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