Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Come share oat with me in your robe
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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