guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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