i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
two words: eviction party
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
