I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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