Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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