She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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