What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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