Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I wish there were birth control emojis
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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