you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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