I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
i now understand why vodka
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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