Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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