I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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