Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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