we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
we're so committed to being not committed
Randomize
