WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize