That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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