Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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