As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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