3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Still dying that you shit outside
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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