My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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