Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Where is the hickey?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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