Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
