On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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