Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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