So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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