I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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