he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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