I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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