I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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