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Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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