we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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