Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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