TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
they're like a gay fantastic four
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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