Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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