He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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