I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
My life is pants optional.
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