she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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